Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Pooping to opera.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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