he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
