Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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