Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
