Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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