I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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