If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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