Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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