Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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