what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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