come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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