I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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