This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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