Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
