I want to stick my p in your. b.
even my farts smell like vagina
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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