I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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