Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just had sex on a roof
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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