we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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