I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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