Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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