I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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