I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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