apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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