Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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