The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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