I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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