So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
two words...techno handjob
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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