so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Your cock deserves a montage
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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