She said her name was "party"
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
