Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I want to fling myself into the sun
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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