I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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