Princesses don't give blow jobs
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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