You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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