living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Shame is for Republicans.
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