Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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