i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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