Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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