My brain says no but my pants say off.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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