ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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