Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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