Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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