She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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