god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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