omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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