ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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