And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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