i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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