What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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