tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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