...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he was CRYING into my vagina
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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