awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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