Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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