My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you would pick up someone in the library
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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