I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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