He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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