ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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