I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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