i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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