you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I look better un-naked...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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